We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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