why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
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