Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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