I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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