I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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