i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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