i permit you to call me
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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