So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
We are all done wearing pants today
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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