I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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