bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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