YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
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