idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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