She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
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