the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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