and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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