she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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