this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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