this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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