Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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