I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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