why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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