i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
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