remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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