Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
