Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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