You just made me feel so damn special
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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