turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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