Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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