Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Randomize
