If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
We’re leaving where are you
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