Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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