How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
He felt like a one man threesome
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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