At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
The best revenge is premature balding
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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