I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Randomize
