I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
is that a dick in a sweater?
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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