Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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