walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
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