On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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