I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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