ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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