No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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