we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
Randomize
