I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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