He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
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