Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
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