Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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