yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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