mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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