every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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