HIV tests are more positive than that guy
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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