U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
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