It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
