What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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