So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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