weddingsv make me drug and hornr
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
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