There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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